Add a touch of British humour to your home with the Stop You're Nicked cushion. Featuring a classic British policeman with the phrase "Ello Ello Ello" against a Union Jack backdrop, this playful design brings a smile to any setting.
The image pays homage to the traditional British bobby, a symbol of law and order, often depicted with a no-nonsense attitude and a touch of dry wit.
Martin Wiscombe, a Dorset-based artist, is renowned for his vintage-inspired artwork, capturing the character of everyday life in a timeless way. His unique designs add charm and personality to any setting.
Handmade in the UK, this cushion is available in two premium fabric choices:
- Cotton Linen ÛÒ A natural, textured fabric for a classic look.
- Super Soft Velvet Velour ÛÒ A luxurious, soft-touch fabric for added comfort.
Available Sizes:
- 45cm x 45cm
- 60cm x 60cm
Select Your Preferred Filling:
- Cover Only (No Pad) ÛÒ Ideal if you already have a cushion pad.
- ECO Fibre Fill ÛÒ A soft, eco-conscious alternative.
- Feather Fill ÛÒ For a plush, indulgent feel.
Printed on One Side, with a complementary backing fabric.
Optional Extra: Silver Piping, adding a refined finishing touch.
Why You'll Love It:
- Exclusive Martin Wiscombe artwork ÛÒ A playful take on British policing.
- Handmade in the UK ÛÒ Crafted with care for long-lasting quality.
- Bright and playful ÛÒ A fun addition to any home.
- Perfect for gifting ÛÒ Ideal for fans of British humour and retro designs.
A cushion that'll have everyone saying "Ello Ello Ello" ÛÒ no crime committed!
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Standard UK Delivery
Orders up to 1 kg – £7.50
Estimated delivery time: 3–5 working days
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